Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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knock knock... ...no answer

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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