How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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