- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

One, two, three, four and five

Dead girls can't say no.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Weaner

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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