glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

men's rights activists

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

i wonder who made this website? a human

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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