- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A man penetrates another man.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

I asked her where you were.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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