- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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