- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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