- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Jimmy Saville

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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