- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

My spelling is horrible

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

whats hairy and crys your mom

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A man walks into a vagina

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