Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

knock knock who's there? faith

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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