- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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