What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Anti Joke

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