- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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