What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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