Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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