- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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