- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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