Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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