two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

knock knock who's there ?

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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