- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's blue? The sky.

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