- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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