What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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