- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

pull my finger (farts)

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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