- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

can you pass the soap?

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??