What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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