- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Poker face

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A van drives into a car.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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