- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Andoni was here

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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