- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Happy Monday!

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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