- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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