What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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