- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

A storm be brewin!

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