Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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