- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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