Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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