Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Anti Joke

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