Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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