- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Take part of what?

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Whats 1+1? window!

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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