- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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