- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A black man walks out of a police station

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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