- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

your mom.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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