Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Wait! hundred billions!

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Life

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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