- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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