- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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