What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What is green and slow Grass.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Life

a chinese man pays the full price

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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