- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Ehh

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

VITAMIN C!

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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