- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Half life 3 confirmed

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??