- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

WILLYS

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Gay rights.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Albino African Americans

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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