Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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