Adam Chebali is awesome

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

black chicken. kfc

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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