- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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