- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A young baby died.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??