- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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