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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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