- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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