- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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