- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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