What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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how much fish could a chicken

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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