- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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