Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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This is a joke.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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pudding

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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