- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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