- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

race-car = rac-ecar

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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