- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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