How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Turkey Balls

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Anti Joke

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