- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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