What page are you on The gay page.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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