- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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