- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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