Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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