- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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