- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A man did not like this site

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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