why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

knock knock Goodbye

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Justin's life

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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