A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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poo

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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ask me if im a door yes

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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This is not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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