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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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