- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

i hate non minorities!

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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