Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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William wright is Gay

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Who is John Galt?

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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