What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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u suck

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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