- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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