- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's brown and sticky A stick

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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