- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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