- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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