- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A woman walks into a bar.

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