- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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