There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

quantum physics?

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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