- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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