A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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