What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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