What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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