- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

"Knock knock" Come in!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

The child was fired from his job.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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