- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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