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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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