Once upon a time a was born

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

No your aunties a joke

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

civil rights

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

whats a joke

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Actually it was me Josh brown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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