- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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