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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What page are you on The gay page.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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