What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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