- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

I'm rick james bitch

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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