Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Beka has AIDS

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Anti Joke

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