- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

all these jokes are horrible now

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Good job, son.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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