Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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ejaculation JLR

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Jeff

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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