What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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