- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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