- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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