What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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