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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

white or wheat? wheat please.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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