- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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