- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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