Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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