- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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