What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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The child was fired from his job.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why so serious ?

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Suck pussy

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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