- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Kevin and Ramin

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Your mam is so fat.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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