- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

There's my tractor.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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