What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Your girlfriend.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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