- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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