your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Whose your daddy? Not me

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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