- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

binladin walks into the american seals

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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