- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Whats green? The color green.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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