- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

quantum physics?

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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