Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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sky silverstein

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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quantum physics?

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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