- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A guy walks into a bar

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Tucker Rivera

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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