- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Knock Knock Who's there

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

all these jokes are horrible now

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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