- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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