penis. nuff said.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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