Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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