Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Gus's mom

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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