- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

i like turtles

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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