What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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