Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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