Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

XD Jackass.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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