- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Dumb

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Badabing.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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