What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Gus's mom

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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