A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

womens rights

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

the WNBA

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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