What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Anti Joke

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