What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Your mam is so fat.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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