- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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