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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

One time i was sitting down

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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