What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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where's mom I killed her

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Anti Joke

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