- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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