- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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